Sometimes I wonder how old I will live to be. I have days where I feel terribly old (this is relative folks) and days where I still feel like I did at 22 (most times that passes when the indigestion sets in or my hip starts to ache - it's a mere fleeting feeling, but a feeling none-the-less).
When I am an old woman, I hope to:
- Be an excellent story teller.
- Make my family laugh.
- Still be able to bake some of the best cakes around.
- Have the breasts of a 20 year old - I don't have those now, but you never know what plastic surgery breakthroughs will happen to me 50 years from now.
- Look back at my life with satisfaction and pride with the way I lived.
When I am an old woman, I will not:
- Have collections of useless things, like packets of sugar or ketchup from the local eatery.
- Drive if I am unable to see over the steering wheel.
- Pinch the cheeks of children.
- Procrastinate....I have plenty of time to get that out of my system now - maybe I should set a goal of "no more procrastinating when as of 50." Wait...that's on 17 years from now...maybe that goal is a little lofty!
- Let my family forget just how fabulous I am!
I don't have anyone to tag, but feel free to participate, if you'd like.
1 comment:
I love your list!! When you get your fabulous breasts, make sure you give me the name of your doctor!
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